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25 Responses to “Christian Pick up lines”
  1. NyxRedvines says:

    this is all just terribly great

  2. blacklightsouth says:

    Do I smack him or just bully club??

  3. ZimsBeauty says:

    @FuroraCeltica LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 

  4. SpidysGirlRikusWorld says:

    Corny, but funny :)

  5. jmanexpress says:

    I can tell you from experience these don’t work : (

  6. Miskit2000 says:

    What was God thinking when he made these Walmart characters?

  7. VinneTakesPrecedence says:

    The guy’s laugh after each pickup line is the funniest thing about this vid.

  8. RoseannaMiller says:

    I’m not impressed.

  9. lenoralb says:


  10. lenoralb says:

    It was corny but I still laughed.

  11. Nitepup says:

    That guy has more pick up lines than Greg Brady from the Brady Bunch lol

  12. ilyy671 says:

    “Your temples behind your veil are like the halves of a pomegranate…”
    Somebody actually used that on me once and I was like, “ummm” *Walk away slowly*

  13. lilogoodboi says:


  14. bsl91 says:

    @13makio i beg to differ the dinner one has a chance not a great chance but still a chance

  15. zairekrieger says:

    @waddellski hahahah best pick up lines EVER, songs of salomon!

  16. CHRISTismyROCK83 says:

    Hey, my name is Will…. God’s will for us to be together :)

  17. waddellski says:

    How beautiful you are, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.

    also the classic…

    Your teeth are like a flock of sheep coming up from the washing.
    Each has its twin, not one of them is missing.

    I just love women with all their own teeth

  18. mastercheef12345 says:

    @13makio maybe the one about angels or showing off might work.

  19. mastercheef12345 says:

    that angel one was actually pretty decent. and so was the one about creation.

  20. mastercheef12345 says:

    that angel one was actually pretty decent.

  21. 13makio says:

    seriouslly .. those lne would never work

  22. btgreenwaldo says:

    these are horrible…

  23. ChristianDatingTalk says:

    @bullmoose1969 It’s not “trying” anything.. Being a Christian simply is fun! Laughing and loving is pretty much what it’s all about!

  24. genghisdon says:

    “Jesus wants me to give you a Donkey Punch.”

  25. justcallmesolo says:


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